ORDER OF MAGNITUDE NUTRITIONAL ALIGNMENT RANGE // RADIO ADVERTISEMENT VERIFIED
Bland Flakes cereal box front

BLAND FLAKES

Recovered radio advertisement and packaging material from the Order of Magnitude Nutritional Alignment Range, circa 1976.

NO FLAVOUR, AND NONE ADDED

BREAKFAST ALIGNMENT READY

ARCHIVE RECORD: OOM-BF/76 // NUTRITIONAL ALIGNMENT RANGE

Recovered radio advertisement and surviving packaging material for Bland Flakes, an Order-approved breakfast cereal marketed under the Nutritional Alignment Range during the mid-1970s.

The product appears to have been promoted as a reliable domestic breakfast aid, offering predictable nutrition, structural fibre, and ordinary goodness without unnecessary flavour.

Surviving packaging advises children noticing unfamiliar relatives at breakfast not to stare directly at them.

The reverse panel includes an Alignment Maze, variant-identification activity, preparation instructions, and several references to household routine, domestic harmony, and Order 31 standards.

// BREAKFAST NOTICE CONSISTENCY IS THE KEY TO DOMESTIC HARMONY

PACKAGING REVERSE // RECOVERED PANEL

Bland Flakes cereal box rear panel

Rear packaging panel showing the Alignment Maze, authorised variant exercise, nutritional guidance, and preparation instructions.

If you wish to sustain the archive, you can leave a tip if you like.